aces in your faces.

I HATE this.

• School: I'll show you how dumb you are.
• Family: We'll tell you how imperfect you are.
• People: We'll judge you by your flaws.
• Self-esteem: I'll always be low.
• Life: I'll fall apart when you think something couldn't get any worse.
• Self-harm: I'll be your only option.
• Jesus: I love you. Let me be your comfort.
• ----
• There is SO much wrong with this, I don't even know where to begin. Wait, I do. Self harm - what the fuck kind of an option is this? Its not an option at all, its weak.

thisisstephi asked: throw myself off a bridge? RUDE. next time i'll just make you answer all of them. so there.

oh hush.

thisisstephi asked: 1-2, 4, 6-7, 10-12, 14, 16-19, 21-27, 30-32, 36-38, 40-41, 48 and 50 :) (i was just going to say ALL THE NUMBERS, but i thought that might be a little mean...)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GO THROW YOURSELF OFF A BRIDGE

I apologise to my followers for the upcoming assault of text. I’m not answering the questions I just did for the anon, btw. Pointless.

1: What are you wearing?
White t-shirt (not black, BOO) and boxers. Plain on Jane-O.

2. Ever been in love?
Once. I thank her for opening my eyes to what love is.

3. Ever had a terrible break up?
Not really. I mean I guess its all time relative though eh? At the time, there were some that sucked, but nothing that really got me down. Even when Cassie stopped talking to me, I was okay. ish.

6: Any tattoos you want?
Maybe. Something nerdy, something gamey. Have joked about getting the Triforce on me a few times, don’t think I’m committed enough it to get that though.

7. Any piercings you want?
No. Can every female in the world get a tongue piercing though? Hawttttt.

10. Favourite bands?
Reel Big Fish, Sick Puppies, Linkin Park, Foo Fighters, etc etc, too many to list.

11. Something you miss?
Having a girlfriend.

12. Favourite song?
Way too hard to pick. Somewhat dependent on mood.

14. Zodiac sign?
Scorpio! WOOO

16. Favourite quote?
Eh, its too late to think of anything to go here.

18. Favourite colour?
Green, or orange. Dependent on what its on though, like for instance green lipstick would just be fucking weird.

19. Loud music or soft?
Depends on my mood. Generally, something with a beat though.

21. How long does it take you to shower?
However long it takes. Generally in there for 10-15m though, usually getting yelled at by the parents though for wasting water.

23. Ever been in a physical fight?
Yeah, two. Although to be fair, the second was just me getting hit at the Foo Fighters concert and the dude got dragged away a minute later, so I wouldn’t call that a fight, more so “so tell us about that time you got hit in the face.”

24. Turn on?
Dominance. Aggressiveness. Honesty. Forthrightness. Taking what you want. Short dresses. Hot lips. Curves. Glasses. Being forward. Showers. Being teased. Swearing.

25. Turn offs?
Only heard this term a short while ago, but it explains it perfectly, vanilla girls. Give me that x factor. Also, dishonesty.

26. The reason I joined tumblr?
I forget, was so long ago. Probably because a few other friends did.

27. Fears?
Doing nothing with my life, parents/friends dying etc.

30. Meaning behind your URL?
Cassie and I would often google map the directions to our houses. Given she was living in Canada at the time, you had to “grab a kayak and sail 1506026260262km across the pacific ocean” etc. It was said so casually, just made us laugh so much. Searching for that kayak = the next love of my life.

31. Last book you read?
Fuccckkk, this takes me back. Can’t even think! Maybe Digital Fortress? If you don’t count magazines/articles etc.

32. Last song you listened to?
A Little Doubt Goes A Long Way - Reel Big Fish

38. Last place you were?
That wasn’t home? Uh, Gawler Library. Had to print off some files :)

40. Last time you kissed someone?
Uhhh, two weeks ago I think. Yes, two weeks.

41. Last time you were insulted?
Can’t think, its late shhhh.

48. Last prank call you made?
I’m 23. what is this. 

Anonymous asked: 4, 8, 17, 22, 35, 39, 42, 50

4: How tall are you.
178cm, last time I checked. Which was pretty recent :)

8: OTP?
I’m assuming this means one true pairing, ala fandom. Never been into fandom, but I’ve always liked Britta and Jeff more than Annie and Jeff on Community (although Annie is cuter).

17: Favourite singer?
So many. I’ll just answer with band: Reel Big Fish.

22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
I always give myself an hour, but I did make it out of bed and to my bus stop within 8 mins once. SKILLS

35: The relationship between the person you last texted?
Sub/dom obv ;)

39: Do you have a crush?
Crush is so high school, no.

42: What colour underwear are you wearing?
No CKs tonight, plain ol chequered boxers tonight. Black and white with dark blue, though. 

50: Favourite movie?
Again, so many. But I’ll give the same answer I always do when this question comes up: Reservoir Dogs. Its not the best made film and I’ve probably appreciated other films more so since, but its the first film that awakened my love for cinema/dialogue. Its the movie that makes me want to get into movies, ya know?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy- but here's some numbers, so send one maybe?

• 1: What are you wearing?
• 2: Ever been in love?
• 3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
• 4: How tall are you?
• 5: How much do you weigh?
• 6: Any tattoos do you want?
• 7: Any piercings that you want?
• 8: OTP?
• 9: Favorite Show?
• 10: Favorite bands?
• 11: Something you miss?
• 12: Favorite song?
• 13: How old are you?
• 14: Zodiac sign?
• 15: Hair Color?
• 16: Favorite Quote?
• 17: Favorite singer?
• 18: Favorite color?
• 19: Loud music or soft?
• 20: Where do you go when you're sad?
• 21: How long does it take you to shower?
• 22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
• 23: Ever been in a physical fight?
• 24: Turn on?
• 25: Turn off?
• 26: The reason I joined Tumblr?
• 27: Fears?
• 28: Last thing that made you cry?
• 29: Last time you cried?
• 30: Meaning behind your url
• 31: Last book you read?
• 32: Last song you listened to?
• 33: Last show you watched?
• 34: Last person you talked to?
• 35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
• 36: Favorite food?
• 37: Place you want to visit?
• 38: Last place you were?
• 39: Do you have a crush?
• 40: Last time you kissed someone?
• 41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?
• 42: What color underwear are you wearing?
• 43: What colo shirt are you wearing?
• 44: What color bottoms are you wearing?
• 45: Wearing any bracelets?
• 46: Last sport you played?
• 47: Last song you sang?
• 48: Last prank call you remember doing?
• 49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
• 50: Favorite movie?

thisisstephi asked: ALL OF THE SINS. ALL OF THEM. DO IT.

• Lust: Something that I find attractive.
  Girls that use the word cunt. In fact, girls that go for something - make a move, are dominant. We’re not in the 50s anymore, geez.
  
  
• Pride: Something that I like about myself.
  My honesty/sense of humour. I make myself laugh a LOT, which I love.
   
• Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
• Pimples, although haven’t had any troubles past few months.
   
• Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
• Being proactive/motivated.
• Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
• Pasta, although I rarely eat it anymore. Chicken stir fry goes alright.
• Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
• When people don’t listen to me/whinge all the time.
• Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
• Flirting/sex.

7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.

• Lust: Something that I find attractive.
• Pride: Something that I like about myself.
• Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
• Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
• Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
• Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
• Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
• WHY NOT EH